HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

Our services in really simple language

No BS. Let's get really clear on how we help you. You don't want to waste time ordering something you thought would be different, right?

We offer three services depending on the level of help you need:

  • Design: You send your deck and a designer makes it look pretty
  • Design + Content: We do two things to ensure your deck doesn't get deleted in 20 seconds:
    1. We make it 'pretty.' Now when we say pretty, we do NOT mean pretty. We mean easy to read and highly structured so investors can actually read it quickly. Our founder was a VC so he knows how painful it is to read 1,000 decks a year
    2. We check the content of the deck you have made to make sure it doesn't suck. You send your deck as is and we proof it. We will tell you if your deck sucks and give you time to redo it (then send back). We do not write new slides, we don't pick 15 slides from 140
  • Custom: We redo the whole deck and kick your ass on anything you haven't thought through in detail. We have developed proprietary methodologies to create a compelling narrative (Yeah, we've done a crap load of decks, it's getting dull now) and a presentation format that works. We can rip off stats etc you found after, but the narrative is done totally from scratch to ensure you are really telling YOUR story

Your questions answered with no marketing talk

Everything includes design. If you also require nailing your content and flow, then pick the content package.

If you know your deck isn't clear and needs to be redone, get a custom deck.


Design

+Content

Custom

Help needed
Just want your deck to look great
Need your content to be checked and your deck to look great
Want a full on ass kicking to write your deck, including checking your business model strategy
What we do for you
Make your deck pretty
Make your deck pretty and check if what you wrote is stupid, then reword/cut text down
Totally redo your deck / actually help write the content
What we do not do in this package
Anything other than design
We do not create slides. If you order 20 slides, we don't review 140 slides and tell you which ones to use
If I tell you that you need to show 'Increase in internet penetration' in a graph, you need to provide the numbers
What you provide us
Your deck in PowerPoint or Keynote with all content right, ready for a designer to improve appearance
Your deck in PowerPoint or Keynote with all content written, ready for a designer to improve appearance and an editor to review what you have written
Your draft deck in PowerPoint or Keynote and everything in your head for our calls). We will ignore it initially, but it's useful to pillage content from
How much time do we spend on the phone
None, just provide your deck and it is done
30-60 minutes depending on the length of your deck. If you want more consulting help on your GTM, strategy etc we charge €300ph
Max 10 hours of one-on-one time. If you want more consulting help on your GTM, strategy etc we charge €300ph
Will you tell me if my deck sucks?
Yes
Yes (You need to fix)
Yes (But we're going to fix it anyway)
What if I order and you tell me my deck sucks?
You can order + content or custom deck. Will deduct what you paid from the new cost
You can order a custom deck. Will deduct what you paid from the new cost (This happens a lot)
Doesn't matter. That's why you have us
Who helps me?
A designer
The founder (I'm building a brand so keeping the standard high) and a designer
The founder (I haven't found anyone that can do this as well… yet). I make the deck to be faster
How much is this going to cost me?
Depends on you. If your deck is 15 slides, that's €435
Depends on you. If your deck is 15 slides, that's €1,020
I've done a lot of decks (FML). Decks are between 16-24 slides. 19 is a good mean. The average cost is €2,700
Who is this best for?
You know what you are doing, or are happy with your narrative and content but just need it to look pro
Your deck is ugly and you know you wrote too much text and aren't quite getting your points across. Mainly first time founders order this
Everyone. You are too into your startup and you need a business model nerd to show you how to actually tell your story and what's wrong with your startup. Most of my clients have had exits and they keep recommending me to people of similar stature (for a reason)
How long does it take?
You can order express or standard. Will never take more than a week
If your deck sucks, you will be told what is wrong. You can go away and fix it then send it back (So up to you). From there you order express or standard. Will never take more than a week from our side
This varies a lot! The goal is to get you funded, not your deck done. The bottle neck is you. One startup took 3 months as they ended up pivoting after I killed their business model… The fastest was a weekend as they had to pitch an investor on Monday. Typically it takes 2 weeks (Founders get busy right?)
Have questions? You can reach out to us on the contact page or use the chat bar if we are online!

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