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Growth startups

Bespoke pitch deck

Get your pitch deck made from scratch with one-on-one consulting

Pitch deck consultant for startup founders​
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Get funded, not just a pitch deck.

Get one-on-one help to create the best deck you can make with the info you have now

My high-touch pitch deck offering. 8 hours of intensive 1-on-1s leveraging my proprietary methodology to redo your deck from scratch, end-to-end. Design included.

You need to raise for your startup

Making a fund deck is a huge pain​

Trust me, I get it.

$8,000

You can’t get to the point to engage investors

You feel like you need to write everything in your deck, but investors don’t want to read it

Your explanations

You write too much that investors ignore

Statistically you are screwed and will waste time

  • 4 minutes: The optimistic time an investor will look at your deck
  • >1%: The companies that will be funded
  • 2000+: The decks a normal fund sees (big ones get 5k)
  • 6 months: The time to close a round if you are lucky
Their interests

Understand what investors care about

Explanation

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THE PROBLEM​

Investors don’t care about you and the bar to grasp attention is high

Statistically you are screwed. You’ll blow over 6 months to close a round if you’re lucky

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4 minutes

The (optimistic) average time investors spend looking at your pitch deck.​

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2,000+​

Investor partners get pitched every year. a16z get 5k​

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>1%

The percent of startups that get funded post seed​

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6 months

The time to close a fundraise. For new funds it’s 18 months

The Challenge

You know that you aren’t ready to confidently pitch investors (yet)

Fundraising takes you away from building your company and you’re in trouble if you don’t close the round

01

You know you don't know enough

Fundraising is seriously hard. You’ve tried reading blogs, but it’s not nearly enough​The (optimistic) average time investors spend looking at your pitch deck.​

02

Your network doesn't cut it

Famous people seem to get expert support. But what about everyone else?​

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You’re Screwed if you don't close your round

Whether you’ve quit your job or have staff depending on you, your raise matters

04

You're sick of idiots saying nice things

Cheerleading doesn’t help.

You want straight answers for your situation​

Sick of the 5 stages of pitch deck grief yet?

You've had enough and your deck needs to be shipped

You don't have a process that guarantees results and optimises your efforts

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Denial

Open PowerPoint

Make slides with a rough guide

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Anger

Stare at the screen and then move logos around

You don’t want to delete slides (because they took so long)

03

Bargaining

Add more slides

Move slides around aimlessly

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Depression

You feel lost. It doesn’t work but it’s been a month!

Do literally anything else than the deck

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Searching

Should I just use this rubbish deck?

Can someone help me fix it?

Creating value

Let investors see what you see

Your story brought to life

Communicate the full potential of your fund. I will help you craft your information in a structured manner to engage LPs, and wanting to know more.

"Insider knowledge"

The content is structured to what LPs care about given my understanding of asset managers and LP interest.

Structured design

One-pager is designed to be easy to read. Your document will be structured using your brand's style.

Critical feedback

We don't just accept the information provided on your fund. You'll get feedback on how to better communicate your investment thesis etc.

Editable documents

You'll receive your one pager in both PDF and PPT. The goal is for you to be able to make edits when you need to yourself (easily).

Follup-up consulting

I'm available for further consulting to assist you through your process and give feedback if things aren't quite going as planned.

THE SOLUTION

What if you could get expert help to help stack the odds in your favor?

Why should just the top Silicon Valley founders get expert help? Get your knowledge, docs, and the plan to execute on

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Documents

All the documents you need to look like a pro​

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Outreach

Outreach emails which will get investor replies

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Practice

Rehearse to ace not blow investor leads

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Strategy

Ensure you execute your raise ideally

Get your series stage deck done

I'll guide you through to completion

meet alexander

It's time to raise and you want an unfair advantage

Expert advice and hands assistance to raise successful funding rounds

Perfect Pitch Deck collaboratively builds fundable pitch decks with startups and funds.

I specialise in drawing on all your knowledge and condensing your vision into a narrative that is investible by investors.

The goal is to make a deck that will get you meetings, then the confidence and insights to pitch investors and dramatically increase chances of closing the round.

I’ve advised thousands of founders and investors over the years and helped them get the cash they need to get back to work and do their real job!

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Billion raised

Over decades I’ve helped people raise from angel stage to doing multi billion IPO and M&A deals

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Fundraising expert

Work experience starts with tier-1 investment banking M&A, to building 3 unicorns, venture building, VC, and director of many funds

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Thought leader

I invent new concepts these days. With 1,800 blogs my work is taught at Cambridge Judge, Oxford Saiid, MIT Sloan, and a host of others in the USA and Singapore

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B-Model nerd

Whether you want to chat accelerator, venture building, or VC, I studied the heck out of every model. I can explain why things will work (or not) before you start

Better raising

Get a deck and a learning experience you can't buy elsewhere

I invented an approach to pitch decks to ensure you not only get material, but to improve your chance of raising
  • The largest thing missing from 99% of decks is a story.
  • Adults are still kids who want a bed time story. We form tribal meaning through them.
  • I write your narrative so it is logical not fantasy. Investors aren’t dumb
  • My approach to content is McKinsey/Goldman Sachs style (everything is proven).
  • I sherpa you to create the best possible content you want to make within time constraints.
  • I leverage you as the expert- because who knows more than you?
  • I have developed a very specific structure to slides which is designed for busy investors to actually read when emailed, not give you false confidence that 'things look pretty' so it must be good! This is important
  • My process is a learning experience.
  • I will teach you what doesn't go in the pitch deck, sneaky fundraising tactics, how to be more confident and structured when you answer questions.
  • You're getting a deck and a free MBA that doesn't exist.
The USP

I’ll teach you the nerdy things you can’t learn anywhere else

You won’t find another ‘deck consultant’ that actually knows startup, VCs, and how to make a deck from scratch

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Improve investment thesis

VCs form a thesis to invest in you (So why not make it easier for them?).

I’ll teach you to build a more compelling investment thesis

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Learn from real fund decks

Working hard is over-rated as it’s all been done before.

I’ll show you real decks and we can steal slides to get your deck done faster

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Challenge your plans

You can tell a vision, but VCs want to see you have a plan to execute with their funds. 

I’ll challenge your plans to ensure they make sense!

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Explain complex concepts

There is just so much involved from raise structure, financials, what expansion plans to present.

I’ll explain all the hard stuff that blocks you from being clear.

Value

Proprietary process, slides, learning library, templates…

Having created so many decks, I've extensive resources to assist the rapid creation of your deck
  • I work 'macro to micro' to ensure no time is wasted ever.
  • We combine my expertise with your industry knowledge to get results.
  • I'm like a sherpa taking your to the summit of Mount Everest
  • How you present content is critical.
  • I apply what I have termed "Structured Communication“ which is brutally focused on "will an investor actually read the flarking slides!?"
  • Design is BS if it gets in the way of investors responding
  • I know enough to do things differently.
  • I don't do TAM/SAM/SOM market sizing as no one knows what those words mean.
  • I don’t follow the "Sequoia format“ as it’s a checklist
  • I have hundreds of startup and fund decks to steal slides from.
  • Working hard is overrated when we can copy what others' spent ages on.
  • Of course, we only take slides if it makes sense as this is a bespoke experience!
  • I've written a 270k word course on everything about pitch decks.
  • This is only available to you as a client so you level up knowledge
process

A highly structured, proprietary methodology for making fundable fund decks​

Gain total clarity on the path to completion with a result you are confident in to pitch in person
  • Create a narrative and rough slide structure that flows.
  • This ensures the deck works before effort is expended
  • Each slide makes a point and our content succinctly proves it.
  • We create slides based on the information you provide
  • Our deck is drafted in a Gdoc first to focus on thought quality.
  • We migrate to PPT and leverage my template slide structures to visualise logic
  • Time to make things pretty and perfect.
  • We show you your deck and you provide feedback to get it just right

Order

Let's get your fundraising deck done​

Pay, book a time, and we start

A fixed, guaranteed price

$8,000

A fundable deck is within your reach (up to one month)

Deliverable

Guarantee

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How does ordering work?

My system is integrated and automated so there is no messing about. Pay, receive the automated email, and follow the steps!

Click on the Order button and you will go to the booking page.

Pay in the system (via Stripe so it's secure).

You will automatically get a detailed email on the next steps (including a questionnaire).

You will have my email and WhatsApp so you can ping me if you have any questions or just want to say hi!

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